I still consider this the greatest commercial ever made.
That should have ended with a dragon eating him out of nowhere or the the guys slowly walking away from him.
15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
(via lornemilee)
I will always despise mental institution AU fics
Being hospitalized is not romantic or cute or cool
Trust me. I’ve been there.
And don’t even get me started on how inaccurate the portrayals of mental illness and mental hospitals are in those ficsas someone who has been in a hospital for suicidal ideation, I have never written a hospital au but if I did, I would hope I would know enough from my experience to make it realistic.
It definitely wouldn’t be romanticised as romantic or cool. Even if a relationship started in the hospital, chances are it would remain strictly platonic until they get out because a hospital is a terrible place to start a relationship if it’s for mental illness.
It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk
OH my GOD
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
persistence is key
(via captain-innit)
okay the tumblr mobile app is garbage
I just answered 5 questions and all but one of them disappeared
They REALLY need to fix that. >:U
some tim screencaps I was lucky enough to capture…
for the awesome fans <3
And hundreds of women and men have fainted.
(via marbleh0rnets)

sayaufweidersehentoyournaziballs:
leave the fuCKING FISH ALONE!
animals helping animals
and people say sheep don’t take action….
Sheep don’t give a shit about fish are you kidding me
That sheep was just being nature’s dick just for the fun of it.
Let’s do a play!
After an entirely too long hiatus, we’re back to doing livestream let’s play thingies! A lot of folks have asked if we’re ever going to do Surgeon Simulator, so yeah let’s do that next. Considering our sterling track record with medical games thus far, I think it’s safe to say that not many of our patients will be escaping unscathed.
There will be a surprise twist with this one, so be sure to come check it out over on the magical Ustream channel tomorrow night.
<3
(via thefrogman)
When I hear that trumpet sound
I’m gonna rise right out of the ground
Ain’t no grave
Can hold my body down
(via stealst)
“…”
“TIM CAN YOU GUARD THE BATHROOM DOOR WHILE I GET DRESSED?”
And the saddest part is that I can see Jay actually doing this.
The lioness is clearly unimpressed with the photoshopped raspberry jam on her face.
“Really book cover creator? You thought this was a good idea?”






