For those who wanted to have an idea of what is going on in Italy.
Cripes..probably doesn’t help that a lot of the buildings and the like are decades (if not centuries) old, and aren’t up to safety standards.
What… What’s going on in Italy!? D:
Something like a 5.8 magnitude earthquake, and if I remember correctly, Italy has a couple fault lines, so…
oh yeah curtain I forgot to mention this to you
Well, there goes my future trip before I die…
NEW LET’S PLAY TOMORROW
Since we’re apparently terrible at being actual doctors, maybe we’re better suited for the administration aspect of healthcare? Join us and find out as we play the popular 1997 classic Theme Hospital!
While it’s not nearly as brutal in its realism as a certain other piece of shit game, you can still royally screw things up and find yourself with a hospital from hell where every manner of bodily fluid flows freely through the halls and people die of horrible illness left and right. Does that sound like a fun experience to you? It probably shouldn’t. Be there Thursday night anyway!
This is going to beautiful…
A child protagonist! D8
Holy shit Jordan, looks like your wish for a child as a main character in a horror game came true!
THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG
This forever and ever. I wish to do this in the summer.
(via breakdancingzombie)
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS BEEN ON MY DASHBOARD ALL NIGHT.
hahahahahahaha, oh, Brian.
OH MY GOD WHAT HAHAHAHHA
OMFG
FUCKING DEAD RIGHT NOW!
(via stealst)
Anonymous asked: Nono, I mean SkrillMau5 watching porn together
Never done the pairing before so…here we go.
“You know,” Joel said to Sonny as they watch the orgy porno together. “I want to see someone add dance music to this while colored strobe lights flash while they fuck like crazy.”
“…Why?”
“Makes it more interesting.”
The story :D
Tim didn’t actually own a suit.
He had considered stripping the Operator while he slept, but there was a huge problem with that: the suit would be slightly uncomfortable, given that they wore different sizes. There was also the fact that he’d probably get tortured to death if he tried to touch the Operator, and the Operator didn’t actually sleep, but the size was the main problem.
So, he’d saved up his money and purchased one from Walmart. Except Walmart didn’t sell suits. So he had to travel to Mount Doom to buy a fucking suit because that is the only place that sells them seriously why can’t I buy a freaking suit at Walmart.
Ahem.
He returned to Alabama wearing the suit and went to find the Operator.
Naruto.
Naruto what are you doing.
You’re not killing Sasuke ok.
You’re going to marry him and have two kids named Sanji and Eri.
Don’t fucking kill Sasuke.
The Operator slammed shut the copy of Naruto, disgusted. How dare Naruto kill Sasuke when they were obviously in love? It was madness. He couldn’t read any more.
He sensed Tim somewhere around, hiding in the trees somewhere. Whenever you feel like coming out…
But really, he didn’t care. Tim would come to him eventually. But now he had nothing to do, since he was not going to read any more of Naruto. Ever. Ever again. Because it was worthless if Sasuke was dead.
He returned to his page and read intently.
Tim was meandering closer now, feeling exceedingly proud of himself now. This would be the ultimate payback. Well it would be if he had an octopus or a squid, which he didn’t, but that wasn’t important. He got closer to the Operator, currently engrossed in… Naruto? Oh, yes. Definite blackmail material. Unless his memory was wiped, which he was certain wouldn’t happen.
Okay, Tim. What are you doing?
“How do you like it now, HUH?!” Tim shouted, and tilted his head. There was a long silence – even the cicadas stopped chirping.
“…fuck.”
OH GOD! XD
moochmasterp replied to your post: Nicolas Cage/Reader, surrounded by bees
*Applause*
Thank you and it was too good to pass up. =D
moochmasterp asked: Nicolas Cage/Reader, surrounded by bees
“NOT THE BEEEEEEES!” shouted Nicolas Cage as he cowers behind you as the swarm flew around the two of you, preventing you from escaping from their stingy wraith. “THEY’RE GOING TO GET IN OUR EYEEEEEEEES.”
