Commission a piece of art from me =D
I have a Deviantart, so you can look there to see the type of stuff I’m capable of
I accept paypal as payment [email@example.com]
Just thought I’d post this seeing as until my next cheque clears I only have £7 in my bank account o_o
Signal boosting that shit
“This makes the streaming process look way more impressive than it is.”
1: I like to think Troy didn’t know he was taking this.
2: Someone edit Troy so he looks like a mad scientist here.
Oh my christ
that looks like madness
Troy, just use ONE computer screen, not four.
The best memories he have of Amy before she went missing was on their fifth date. They were at a friend’s birthday party and her room mate, Jessica, made water balloons for everyone to throw. The couple pretty much went to town, throwing the most balloons at each other until they were soaked to the bone. After the fun, they cuddle up in the large towel they took to dry off.
If he ever finds her, the first thing he’ll do is get away from this hell and hold her.
Alex rested under the shades to cool off from the summer heat. The park had a good view of the woods and lake, along with a lot of people to pick off.
A long, thin hand rested on his head, follow by static in his ears. “Okay, we’ll get some ice cream and we’ll scare the people out of the woods.” he said to the tall being standing in the shade beside him. “And after that, we’ll see the fireworks. Just remember not to set their stuff on fire like last year.”
i have a full fledged crush on tim sutton someone help me please
Welcome aboard on the Tim wagon. =D
I mean, like, these things are really happening? Or is it just a web series?
Because on some levels, it looks fake, and then there are some parts that just look really real.
I’ve finished entry #28 and have yet to start #29
It’s real, Jay and Alex changed their names to Troy and Joseph and have another Youtube account to post silly videos of their everyday life while Tim sometimes joins in on the fun.
Since we’re apparently terrible at being actual doctors, maybe we’re better suited for the administration aspect of healthcare? Join us and find out as we play the popular 1997 classic Theme Hospital!
While it’s not nearly as brutal in its realism as a certain other piece of shit game, you can still royally screw things up and find yourself with a hospital from hell where every manner of bodily fluid flows freely through the halls and people die of horrible illness left and right. Does that sound like a fun experience to you? It probably shouldn’t. Be there Thursday night anyway!
This is going to beautiful…
Never done the pairing before so…here we go.
“You know,” Joel said to Sonny as they watch the orgy porno together. “I want to see someone add dance music to this while colored strobe lights flash while they fuck like crazy.”
“Makes it more interesting.”
I NO GOOD AT THAT. D=
Tim didn’t actually own a suit.
He had considered stripping the Operator while he slept, but there was a huge problem with that: the suit would be slightly uncomfortable, given that they wore different sizes. There was also the fact that he’d probably get tortured to death if he tried to touch the Operator, and the Operator didn’t actually sleep, but the size was the main problem.
So, he’d saved up his money and purchased one from Walmart. Except Walmart didn’t sell suits. So he had to travel to Mount Doom to buy a fucking suit because that is the only place that sells them seriously why can’t I buy a freaking suit at Walmart.
He returned to Alabama wearing the suit and went to find the Operator.
Naruto what are you doing.
You’re not killing Sasuke ok.
You’re going to marry him and have two kids named Sanji and Eri.
Don’t fucking kill Sasuke.
The Operator slammed shut the copy of Naruto, disgusted. How dare Naruto kill Sasuke when they were obviously in love? It was madness. He couldn’t read any more.
He sensed Tim somewhere around, hiding in the trees somewhere. Whenever you feel like coming out…
But really, he didn’t care. Tim would come to him eventually. But now he had nothing to do, since he was not going to read any more of Naruto. Ever. Ever again. Because it was worthless if Sasuke was dead.
He returned to his page and read intently.
Tim was meandering closer now, feeling exceedingly proud of himself now. This would be the ultimate payback. Well it would be if he had an octopus or a squid, which he didn’t, but that wasn’t important. He got closer to the Operator, currently engrossed in… Naruto? Oh, yes. Definite blackmail material. Unless his memory was wiped, which he was certain wouldn’t happen.
Okay, Tim. What are you doing?
“How do you like it now, HUH?!” Tim shouted, and tilted his head. There was a long silence – even the cicadas stopped chirping.
OH GOD! XD
“NOT THE BEEEEEEES!” shouted Nicolas Cage as he cowers behind you as the swarm flew around the two of you, preventing you from escaping from their stingy wraith. “THEY’RE GOING TO GET IN OUR EYEEEEEEEES.”
Watching the tall being sprouting out his many arms and tentacles was bad. You, wearing the school girl uniform, was bad enough.
You seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
You enjoy a good snuggle as you sleep, namely with Tim. You hear him making that silly noise with his mouth as he pretends to be a jet pack, sending you flying, follow by you, laughing at his antics.
“Stop rubbing my stomach. No matter how many times you do that, a genie will NOT pop out of my bellybutton to give you wishes OR give you good luck.” he said as you were rubbing his belly, only to not give a shit and keep going, follow by hearing Tim sighing in defeat.
You always wonder what kind of underwear Brian wears. Summoning up the courage, you slid your hand into his pants and grabbing the elastic band, pulling it out of the pants while he started protesting. “I KNEW IT! Boxers with pictures of mountains on them!”
Tim blinked before looking at Natalia. “Why did you change your url name to that?”
“Every girl fully agrees that you have a hot ass.” she answers.
I don’t know what’s more funny: the prompts in my inbox or the shit I’m writing.
You try not to choke on the fruit in question as Tim’s expression was too funny for words. Never in his life as he seen anyone deep throating a banana without gagging or laughing while you wonder what dirty thoughts goes on in that head of his.
GOING TO HELL FOR THIS
“You know Jay,” Tim started as he dug his toes into the beach sand. “If you didn’t try to ram the car into that tall bastard, we wouldn’t be stuck here in the first place.”
“Look at the bright side, at least we’ll get a lot of sleep without him around.” replied Jay before Tim gave him a look. “What?”
HOLY CRAP, I have so much inbox notes.
Tim had no fucking idea how this clone came to be and it was just weird as hell. But he have to admit, after seeing the clone, he is one sexy bitch.